Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

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Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby Steala » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:53 pm

Sunday Morning Sex, I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother She replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, Simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if
the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
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Re: Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby Swivel » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:45 am

LOL
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Re: Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby .kiwi. » Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:54 pm

hahahaha. i knew there was a reason for hating that Mr. Whippy jingle
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Re: Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby Steala » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:22 pm

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Re: Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby AREA-51 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:30 pm

Often licked - never beaten.
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Re: Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby .kiwi. » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:53 pm

lol area, if that was the other way around, you could be talking about my @#%@ :twisted:
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Re: Something for us to look forward to when we get old?

Postby KWAK » Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:07 am

Hell funny! :D

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