"Morning Sex"

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"Morning Sex"

Postby kumarakid » Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:07 pm

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
and said softly," You've got to make love to me
this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
And then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen
table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to
the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was
that all about?"

She explained,


"The egg timer's broken."
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Re: "Morning Sex"

Postby .kiwi. » Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:32 pm

lol

how do ya make a woman orgasm?

who cares !!!
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Re: "Morning Sex"

Postby Swivel » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:31 pm

How do you make a Hormone ??

You don't pay her
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Re: "Morning Sex"

Postby AREA-51 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:59 pm

If she comes into the room and nags you while your living for speed....what have you done wrong?

MADE THE CHAIN TOO LONG
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Re: "Morning Sex"

Postby Swivel » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:08 am

LOVE it, Hello Stranger. Hows Dialup
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