"Morning Sex"

[kumarakid]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our
usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me
and said softly," You've got to make love to me
this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her
And then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen
table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to
the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was
that all about?"

She explained,


"The egg timer's broken."

[.kiwi.]

lol

how do ya make a woman orgasm?

who cares !!!

[Swivel]

How do you make a Hormone ??

You don't pay her

[AREA-51]

If she comes into the room and nags you while your living for speed....what have you done wrong?

MADE THE CHAIN TOO LONG

[Swivel]

LOVE it, Hello Stranger. Hows Dialup